While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it? her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

"There was once a young man, in his youth, his desire was to become a great writer.When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.......

** Times have changed **: 15 years Ago... A program was a television show, An application was for employment, Windows were something you hated to clean, A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano, Memory was something you lost with age, Compress was something you did to garbage, A hard drive was a long trip on the road, Log on was adding wood to a fire, A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, Cut you did with scissors, and so on.

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.Well, now she's angry!She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!""Shut up," she says, "You're next."